The Barbarian and the Farmers
By: MukCub
The rooster crowed as the sun began to rise over the horizon. Slowly Ulgern started to climb out of the bed. Looking at the other side of the bed he saw Yledel still sleeping. “Get up you bum, time for chores.” Yledel mumbled something and started to stir as Ulgern got up and grabbed his clothes. Pulling on his shirt, he tied the waist off with his rope and then taking his pants pulled them on. “Ugh, it may be time to clean these” Ulgern thinks to himself as the smell of his clothes assail his nose.
Oh well he thinks to himself, no one out here but him and Yledel. Ulgern looked over at Yledel again, yeah he is a hot one he thinks to himself. Yledel was a large man, taller than most and about as wide as a dwarf. Ulgern grinned. He himself was no small man. He had at one time been a warrior who traveled the land and fought for noble causes. Not anymore he thought to himself. This life is much more peaceful and now that I am with Yledel, I could not have wished for more he thought to himself.
“Get up you lazy bastard.” Ulgern yelled. Yledel just rolled toward Ulgern and his bearded face grinned at him. “Make me.” Yledel challenged. Ulgern recognized this defiance and only one thing would get his lover out of bed. Ulgern went to the bed and watching Yledel carefully, he moved off to his side. Yledel started to move also; watching his lover carefully. Occasionally Yledel would feign a grab. Watching these attacks, Ulgern waited for his lover to make a move and as he did, the once warrior, jumped and grabbed his now open lover. Before Yledel could react he was in a tight embrace. Ulgern held him fast and pulling the large man up, kissed his lips hard. Yledel tried to break the hold but he knew how strong his lover was. Ulgern had never been bested once he had his vice-like grasped on an opponent. Ulgern grinned and Yledel’s eyes opened wide.
“No man, not today! I hurt to much from the last…aauuughhhh!!” Yledel screamed as Ulgern thrusted his cock, that had managed to find its hole in his pants and now found his hole in his lover. Ulgern penetrated Yledel’s hole and holding him tight and kissing him all the while he fucked his lover until finally he exploded his load . Yledel held Ulgern as his strength started to wane from having climaxed. Grinning to himself, he started to try and ease Ulgern down back onto the bed. Ulgern’s eyes flashed open and lifting the huge man up he stood up and set him on the floor.
“I don’t think so Yledel, we have already wasted to much time. Need to get the chores done, then maybe we can lay back down.” Ulgern said. Yledel just smiled “Ok, Ulgern, but you are fixing breakfast this morning.” Ulgern pulled his cock back into his pants and went over to the stove and started up the fire. Yledel dressed and after pulling on his boots went out to take care of the animals. Ulgern soon joined Yledel as they pitched hay to the horses and cattle.
“I’ll go take care of the sheep and move them to the pasture near the spring” Ulgern called to Yledel.
“Ok, I’ll take care of the chickens then.” Yledel called back. Ulgern grabbed the shepherd’s crook and walked up to the sheep’s barn. Opening the door, he led the six sheep out and moved them down the hill toward the spring. Looking to the east, he noticed some dark clouds.
“Won’t get to be out to long from the looks of it my little friends” Ulgern said to the sheep as he walked down the hill. Getting to the bottom of the hill, he sat down in the grass and watched the sheep as a couple went over to the spring to drink and others started to graze. Suddenly he heard noise coming from the forest and it seemed to be getting louder. The sheep started to bah and run.
“Damn” Ulgern thought to himself as the sheep started to run in different directions. Getting up, he quickly tried to herd them so that they were at least running up the hill back toward the farm. Turning around, he saw a huge barbarian break out of the forest. His body was torn and cut and it looked like he was in trouble. Suddenly an ogre came out from behind him and swinging it’s spiked club tried to smash the barbarian. Luckily he had enough wits about him to roll away but as he went to get up his leg twisted and he fell to the ground. Ulgern called up to Yledel, “get the sheep in, it’s an ogre!”
With that, Ulgern charged toward the beast with his shepherd’s crook in hand. Crossing the distance as fast as he could he saw the barbarian get hit hard, knocking him about 10 feet through the air. Had it not been for the moaning coming from him, Ulgern would have been sure he was dead. The former fighter swung fast and catching the ogre’s feet tripped it to the ground. The enraged creature turned to it’s new combatant. Ulgern just grinned. He had dealt with ogres before and was not afraid. The ogre climbed back up and charged the farmer. Planting the staff into the ground, he jumped past the ogre and swinging around again quickly caught it’s legs again, once again causing it to fall to the ground. Before it could get up this time, Ulgern quickly grabbed his hunting knife and cut into the creature’s throat deeply. It fought and struggled, but Ulgern jumped away and watched as the creature’s life drained from it. Whipping his blade off in the grass, he quickly sheathed it and ran over to the barbarian.
The man was huge, even compared to Yledel. Ulgern looked him over. He is going to need these wounds cared for quickly he thought to himself. Lifting the barbarian up he carried him back toward the farm. As he climbed the hill, Yledel came running down and seeing the load, quickly ran to Ulgern and helped him carry the huge man up the hill. Opening the door, the went inside and laid the barbarian down on the bed. Yledel grabbed one of the sheets and started to tear it into bandages, as Ulgern got some water from the stove and bucket. Grabbing one of the bandages, Ulgern dipped it into the water and started to clean the wounds out. Both men found themselves as they bandaged and cleaned the man up, staring at him. He was huge, at least 7 feet tall and even wider then Yledel. His hairy chest rose and fell as he seemed to move from unconsciousness into sleep.
After then bandaged all his wounds the two farmers looked at each other and at the barbarian. Yledel looked at Ulgern. “Now what?” he asked.
“Well, now we just wait for him to come to and hope that he heals.” Ulgern answered. The two took turns watching the barbarian and changing his bandages as the other took care of the chores. The afternoon sky soon was covered with black clouds as the rain began to pour. Yledel looked out and quickly got up and went out to help Ulgern finish getting all the animals safe in the barns. The two were able to get the animals all into the barns and locked up the doors just as the rain really began to pour down. Running back to the house, the two entered, their clothes, hair, and bodies completely soaked.
Looking at Yledel, Ulgern laughed “Well, I was thinking to myself that it was about time I clean the clothes. Seems like the gods agreed.” Yledel smiled and both started to strip out of their soaked clothing and hung them on the rope near the stove. Ulgern hung his pants up and looking at Yledel stepped over and kissed him on the lips. Yledel grinned and grabbing his partner tight leaned and kissed him deeply. Soon the two were wrapped in a passionate embrace, both enjoying the others body. Yledel opened his eyes suddenly as he noticed another masculine scent fill his nose and felt a furry arm wrap around him pulling the two against the furry pectorals muscles. The two farmers looked up and saw the barbarian there, embracing the two of them. His wounds still oozing yet he managed to walk over to them.
Yledel smiled as the barbarian did. The barbarian looked at the two and finally spoke. “Thank you for your assistance. I feared that I was done for. Thankfully I came upon your farm and upon you.” Ulgern blushed as the barbarian leaned over and kissed him deeply. Then he turned his head and kissed Yledel. Before the barbarian could do anything else though, Yledel scooped him up. The barbarian practically fell but was quickly supported by the huge farmer.
“Well, I think it is best you stay here in bed for now my friend. Your wounds are to deep for you to be walking on them” The barbarian sighed, “you are right, but will you not at least join me, for it seems that I am taking your bed.” Yledel and Ulgern smiled and after Yledel put the barbarian into the bed, the two farmers climbed in on each side of him. The barbarian put his thick arms around the two slightly smaller farmers. “What luck I have, not only to be rescued from certain doom but to be rescued by to handsome men such as yourselves. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Relgar.”
Yledel smiled “I am Yledel and this is my lover Ulgern.” “Well met, Yledel, Ulgern. I don’t suppose you have anything to eat. I haven’t eaten all day.” Yledel looked over the barbarian at Ulgern. “I do believe it is your turn to cook, especially since you never did fix breakfast.” Ulgern’s mustache raised as he sneered at his lover. Getting up Ulgern went over to the table and started to work on dinner. Yledel leaned closer to Relgar and inhaled on his musky scent. Relgar’s eyebrow raised and lifting his arm up let Yledel place his face and head into his furry and fragrant armpit.
A couple hours passed as Ulgern finished up the dinner and Yledel had to get up and fetch some clean water and changed Relgar’s bandages. Ulgern served up a plate filled with meat, potatoes, and vegetables and brought it over to the barbarian. He fixed two similar plates for himself and Yledel as they sat on the bed and ate. Relgar shared some stories of his travels and what all he has seen. Ulgern also shared some of the stories of his past. Yledel grinned and listened occasionally throwing in some adventures he had in his youth as he lived on the farm. Soon all the food was eaten and Yledel got up to clean the dishes.
Relgar laid back and wrapping his arm around Ulgern pulled him down to his side. Ulgern leaned over and rested his hairy face on the furry pecs of the barbarian. Relgar moved Ulgern’s head down until his lips were over his nipple. Ulgern licked it and soon was sucking on it. Relgar moaned as the beard scratched his chest and Ulgern’s mouth sucked and bit on his nipple.
Yledel finished cleaning the dishes and coming over saw Ulgern sucking on Relgar’s nipple. Relgar looked at Yledel and reached out his other hand and took Yledel’s hand pulling him to his other side. Yledel laid next to the barbarian and soon found his mouth on Relgar’s other nipple. The barbarian moaned in pleasure as the two farmers worked his nipples. His cock tented his loincloth. Yledel and Ulgern looked into each others eyes and easing their hands down, they pulled off Relgar’s loincloth letting the cock leap to full height. The two stopped sucking on Relgar’s nipples as they looked at his crotch. His cock was as long and thick as a horse and his balls were as big as a bulls. Relgar just smiled and pushed their faces back against his chest.
“Don’t worry, you both will have the ride of your lives before the night is finished.” The two farmers grinned and reaching down as they sucked on his nipple, Ulgern stroked the barbarian’s thick cock as Yledel handled his heavy, sweaty balls. Relgar’s cock was oozing, coating Ulgern’s hand as his precum poured out. Grabing Ulgern, Relgar pushed him down as he rolled off and on top of him. Yledel was startled and watched as the barbarian pinned his lover to the mattress and then spreading his ass cheeks apart engulfed Ulgern’s face between them.
“Suck my ass dirt farmer. Ohhh yeah! Just like that.” Relgar said. Looking over at Yledel, he called him over with his hand. Yledel climbed over to the barbarian, who quickly grabbed him and pulling him into a bear hug started to passionately kiss him. Yledel tasted Relgar’s lips and mouth as he kissed harder and harder. Relgar leaned deeper into the kiss and lifting up the large farmer, he pulled him in closer and thrusting his large cock up, found the farmer’s hole. Relgar carefully positioned the farmer as Ulgern sucked on his ass. Finally when he was happy with the position, he pulled Yledel down hard. Yledel broke the kiss as he screamed. His ass being ripped open by the huge cock penetrated him all the way to the barbarian’s balls. Ulgern struggled underneath to see what was happening but Relgar just sat harder on the farmer’s face. Relgar pulled Yledel face close again and kissed him hard, silencing his scream and slowly relaxing the farmer.
Yledel’s tear filled eyes started to clear as Relgar passionately kissed him. Yledel sucked on Relgar’s tongue as he started to get use to the thick cock filling him. Relgar looked into Yledel’s eyes and smiling started to pump him up and down, careful not to crush Ulgern. Yledel moaned, a mix between the pain and pleasure. Ulgern served Relgar’s ass. Yeah, Relgar thought to himself, time for the rides to truly begin. Pulling Yledel in tight and thrusting him down, the farmer closed his eyes as pain and pleasure shot through his entire body. His lips pulled away from Relgar as he let out a loud groan. Opening his eyes he was shocked to see that it was still dark. He could feel something wet on his face. Trying to look around he saw the back teeth.
“What is going on?” Yledel asked but his only answer was everything going black as Relgar closed his lips around Yledel’s neck. Relgar smiled as he felt the farmer starting to fight. He licked the farmer’s face soaking his beard in the saliva. He inhaled deeply taking in the Yledel’s musky smell. Opening his mouth wider he worked his lips around Yledel’s broad shoulders. Swallowing, he pushed Yledel’s head into his throat that openly accepted him and started to assist in pulling the farmer in.
Ulgern stopped licking Relgar’s ass. Something wasn’t right. He couldn’t hear Yledel moaning and the pitch of Relgar’s moan was muffled. Trying to get out from under the barbarian, Ulgern started to push and try to buck him off. Relgar swallowed again pulling Yledel’s hairy, muscular chest into his mouth. Feeling the other farmer fighting he sat back hard, crushing Ulgern’s head between his ass and the bed. This lessened Ulgern’s struggles and Relgar wasn’t worried. He would have his turn soon enough.
Working his tongue under Yledel’s armpits he tasted the salty sweat and the deposits of dried manstink. Yledel tried to fight, confused of what was happening to him. He knew that he was in danger and fought and struggled yet he loved the feeling as the barbarian slide his tongue under his arms and across his chest. “What am I thinking,” Yledel thought to himself, “I am being devoured. Why am I so turned on.”
The barbarian continued to feed the farmer into his mouth, holding his tightly so he couldn’t struggle to much. His beergut sliding into Relgar’s mouth. The barbarian stretched to take it in. Soon he had gotten over the hump and was easing his way down his belly. As he did this he continued to thrust his cock into the farmer but now it was getting hard. Bending and pushing hard he thrusted his cock deep inside and exploded his thick load deep into Yledel’s bowels. Yledel moaned and panted as he felt the barbarian finally deposit his thick load in him.
Even now the throat was constricting and pulling his chest in. He could feel the barbarian sucking him up, pulling him off the still hard cock. With a loud slurp, Relgar pulled Yledel’s entire waist into his mouth. Not able to resist, he started to lick Yledel’s crotch and ass, tasting his manly flavors.
Ulgern fought even harder when he heard the loud slurp. “This isn’t right” he thought to himself. “I must get free and see what is going on.” Ulgern mustered all his strength and pushing on the barbarian’s legs was able to start to slide out from underneath.
Relgar felt Ulgern pushing and starting to escape. “Damn, going to have to work faster.” Lifting Yledel’s heavy legs up, Relgar used gravity to help pull the huge farmer faster into his gut. Relgar swallowed hard, gulping and pushing as Yledel’s thighs, knees, and calves slide into the hot, wet, stinking cavern. Yledel called out for help as he felt Relgar pushing him in, no longer able to struggle as the throat help him firmly in place.
Ulgern pushed on more time, finally pulling his face free from the barbarian’s ass. Scrambling up he looked at Relgar, and saw as a pair of feet disappeared into his mouth and with a heavy swallow, watched as his belly expanded. “Yledel?! What have you don’t to him?” Ulgern cried out.
Relgar just grinned and grabbing fast, caught Ulgern by the waist and pulled him in close and tight. “I ate him. I am going to eat you too. I do appreciate your hospitality and you saving me and all, but damn, you two were to hot not to eat.” Relgar answered with an evil smile on his face.
Ulgern’s face was filled with fear. He could feel Yledel filling the barbarian’s belly and moving around, struggling to find a way out. Relgar belched into Ulgern’s face. Ulgern could smell his lover on his breath. “What will you do with me now?” Ulgern asked, fear showing in his eyes.
The barbarian laughed “I told you! I am going to swallow you up. Don’t worry. I’ll make room for the two of you. Though I have to say, I’ve never tried this before” Relgar laughed.
With that, Relgar stood up, holding Ulgern tightly. Then, before Ulgern new what was going on, the barbarian dove with him, landing hard on the farmer. Ulgern heard Yledel groan inside as the barbarian landed. Relgar got off the farmer and moved down to his feet. Ulgern laid stunned, trying to catch his breath again. As he did, he tried to sit up but felt his legs up to his knees already inside Relgar’s mouth. He looked and saw the barbarian, inching his way up, taking his muscular thighs into his mouth. He could feel the throat pulling on his lower legs, working him deeper into Relgar.
Ulgern started reaching trying to find something to hold on to, but Relgar was working his way up the farmer quickly. Soon his waist slid into his mouth. Reaching up and grabbing Ulgern’s arms, Relgar took advantage of this. He started to lick the farmer’s crotch, tasting the masculine flavor, just as he had down with Yledel, but this time, he wanted more. He swirled his tongue around the farmer’s cock. Ulgern tried to fight and tried not to be aroused but the barbarian was good at this. Ulgern moaned and started to buck as he spurt his cum in the barbarian’s mouth.
Smiling, Relgar sucked the cum and Ulgern deeper into him. He had started to pull Ulgern’s abdomen when he felt Ulgern get stuck. Ulgern could feel Yledel underneath him with his feet. He was standing on his lover. Relgar pushed and swallowed again to try and get the farmer in, but Ulgern stayed standing. Relgar grinned around Ulgern’s waist and standing up fast and swallowing, Ulgern’s feet slide down the side of Yledel and Ulgern’s abdomen and arms quickly slide into his mouth.
Ulgern looked at Relgar. “Please, don’t do this.” Tears were forming in his eyes as he only saw the resolve of the barbarian to have him in his belly. Relgar’s mouth eased over Ulgern’s furry pectorals. His huge biceps easily sliding in. Soon his shoulders were in entering his mouth. Just as he had said, Yledel was being pushed further out as more of Ulgern slid in behind him.
Ulgern looked pleadingly but Relgar put his hands on the top of his head and with a push and a swallow took the rest of Ulgern into his mouth. Keeping his mouth open to torture Ulgern, he slowly closed his mouth. Ulgern watched as the light started to fade and the fresh air was replaced with the foul smell of the barbarian’s breath. Finally Relgar closed his mouth and lips and with one last swallow pushed Ulgern into his throat.
His stomach continued to stretch as the second farmer was forced to fit. Putting his hand on his belly he smiled and continued to swallow until he finally felt Ulgern completely inside of him. Patting his belly he smiled. “Thanks guys. You were delicious. Hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to stay here awhile and use your home. Thanks.” With that he belched releasing the last of the air in his belly. Yledel and Ulgern tried to move around in the barbarian’s belly. They fought as much as they could but as he belched the last of the air out, they could feel their lungs starting to burn. Their last efforts were spent fighting to embrace each other one last time before their last breaths. They never felt the acids start to eat away at them, the last thing they felt were their lips meeting.